Monday, September 19, 2011

Space Balls is the Real Star Wars: The Sexual Force causes Catastrophe

In Spaceballs, the penises are light sabers. This is the true Light Saber in which knights in outer space fight with. The Force is Sexual. The whole universe is teeming with atoms that fuck and stars that fuck to give birth to new universes. The whole world is fucking, down from the teeny tiny atom to the humans that shag and fuck and the big ass black hole aliens that fuck up a storm.
Well, what this means, that Masterbating can cause problems. See, a Jedi Knight that masterbates could be causing problems in the Universe, such as Catastrophe. It could be the end of the world as we know it, as the nerdy Jedi Knight, who doesn't get laid and masterbates instead, could be causing Catastrophe without knowing it unwillingly. Those nerds out there who don't know they are Jedi Kngiths could be masterbating and therefore cause Catastrophe. See, this is why Masterbating the Light Saber, is very bad idea. The Crusade against Masterbating should start. and All Nerds should get laid with hot sexy Playboy Playmates and Anime Babes in order to restor order to the Universe and save lives.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Mokkori Theory- Using Mokkori as a Compass in Catastrophe Theory

Japanese term for the sound made by the wang undergoing an erection, while rubbing against clothes.
Uh-oh, sounds like mokkori! -_-'
A popular term with fans of 1980s Japanese animation, it was popularized in the manga and anime City Hunter by Tsukasa Hojo. Ryo Saeba, the main character of City Hunter, took jobs to help people in need, always on the lookout for a "mokkori chance" (in the context of the series, a chance to do something perverted with an attractive woman, such as groping her buttocks). The term basically represents the sound or concept of a penile erection rising.
In this clip from City Hunter "Motion Picture" (anime) near the ending, (approximate 4:00m) Ryo finds the time bomb in the runaway subway, and in order to pick which colored wire to cut, he lifts a girl's skirt to see what color her panties are, and then uses that as the choice to what color wire to cut, in order to defuse the bomb. The pantie, causes the "Mokkori" in which Ryo seeks in life. Mokkori Panties. Thus, what causes "Mokkori" is life-affirming, because to live is perceptual Mokkori and always the Mokkori chance and Mokkori Living. Should a selection of choice not have a Mokkori chance, then it would be the wrong selection, i.e, the wrong wire cut resulting in death, therefore is not a Mokkori causing action. This is what describes Mokkori Theory, in which what causes Mokkori is a life-affirming action and can be used as a "compass" in Catastrophe Theory.